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Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

Yet another study, which identified 3,559 men with hearing loss, found that while increased intakes of antioxidant vitamins such as C, E, and beta carotene have no effect on one’s risk of hearing loss, men over the age of 60 who consumed high amounts of folates (found in spinach, asparagus, beans, peas, and liver) had about a 20 percent decrease in risk of developing hearing loss.

If you’re a married white male driving a convertible, you're more likely to experience noise-induced hearing loss.

The authors say this is the largest study to delve prospectively into the relationship between diet and hearing loss. They relied on data from the Health Professionals Follow-up Study cohort, active between 1986 to 2004 and involving more than 50,000 male health professionals who filled out detailed health and diet questionnaires every other year.

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Researchers this week revealed the results of some demographics studies of noise-induced hearing loss (NIHL), something they say had yet to be studied to this extent. If you’re a married white male driving a convertible, listen up while you still can.

Another study looked at drivers who ride in convertibles with the top down on a regular basis. Researchers say that long or repeated exposure to noise above 85 decibels can result in permanent hearing loss; in the convertibles they studied going 50, 60, and 70 miles per hour, drivers were consistently exposed to sounds between 88 and 90 decibels–due to noise associated with road surfaces, traffic congestion, wind, etc.

As a frame of reference, the American Speech-Language-Hearing Association says that “faint” sounds (library, whispering) are 30 decibels; “moderate” sounds (quiet room, rainfall) are 40 to 50; “very loud” sounds (vacuum cleaner, busy traffic) are 60 to 80; “extremely loud” sounds (chain saw, drum rolls) are 90 to 110; and “painful” sounds (jet plan takeoff, rock music peak) are 120 to 150. Riding in a convertible, then, results in exposure to “very” and “extremely” loud sounds. (The association did not rate the decibel level of nagging, though “conversation” clocks in at 60 decibels, so extrapolate from there as you will.)

The studies were presented at the American Academy of Otolaryngology-Head and Neck Surgery Foundation’s 2009 annual meeting in San Diego this week. One study, which analyzed the audiometric testing data from 5,290 people ages 20 to 69, finds that more than 13 percent suffer from some level of NIHL, which means some 24 million Americans might as well. The strongest association they found is gender, with men being 2.5 times as likely as women to develop NIHL. Among men, those who are married (too much nagging?) and white (they specify “non-Hispanic”) are at the highest risk.

Of course, male and female motorcycle drivers of any ethnicity, relationship status, and dietary tendency are probably at greater risk of hearing loss than those who do not ride motorcycles. In the meantime, if you start seeing white men with wedding rings munching on greens in their convertibles, you’ll know why.

Keeping your boat’s bottom shipshape

Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

Biofouling can reduce a vessel speeds by 10 percent and add 40 percent in increased fuel consumption in order to compensate for the added drag. In fact, biofouling on ships translates into roughly $500 million in extra fuel and maintenance costs annually, according to the Naval Surface Warfare Center’s Carderock Division.

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Enter the Hull BUG. It’s an autonomous, tether-free vehicle similar to an advanced pool cleaner. It uses four wheels and a negative pressure Vortex Regenerative Fluid Movement assembly to attach itself to the hull, where it deploys a variety of “grooming” tools, including rotary brushes and specialized water jets to groom and maintain ship hull surfaces.

The U.S. Navy may have developed a solution to hull-dwelling barnacles and slime–a “foul” problem that has plagued sailors and their ships since Noah launched the ark.

The Office of Naval Research (ONR) has developed what looks like a combination pressure washer/minisub called the Hull Bio-inspired Underwater Grooming, or Hull BUG. It’s designed to prevent or suppress the growth and build-up of nuisance marine growths such as barnacles–also known as biofouling (PDF).

This could be a major breakthrough. High-performance warships and submarines rely on a clean hull for speedy acceleration and hydroacoustic stealth–things that crustaceans easily impede.

It carries a suite of onboard sensors to provide obstacle avoidance, path planning, and navigation capabilities that include detection of fouled and groomed surfaces, according to ONR. Add weapons, and you also have a “force protection” vehicle.

Enterprise cloud computing coming of age

Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

Access control and user account management was a little sketchy in most of the services I saw, although some showed real promise.

Savvis “Project Spirit”: Available in beta “by the end of this year,” Savvis’s Project Spirit adheres to a “Virtual Private Data Center (VPDC)” concept very similar to the Virtual Data Center vision espoused by Sun. In a video providing an overview of the service, Savvis indicates that Project Spirit provides three tiers of service, each with an increasing set of capabilities and improved quality of service (QoS).

In this category, enterprises are most concerned about security, control, service levels, and compliance; what I call the “trust” issues. Most of the new services attempt to address some or all of these issues head on. Given that this is the infancy of enterprise cloud computing, I think these services bode well for what is coming in the next year or two.

This is just the beginning of a long evolution, folks.

Amazon’s new Virtual Private Cloud offering is just another example of how they listen to their customers when they build solutions. Not so much unique and innovative, as a near perfect execution of a simple solution to a raft of thorny problems, Amazon’s VPC service is essentially a powerful VPN gateway which allows Amazon services to be added to the customer’s network.

Here is a brief analysis of the offerings that recently caught my eye:

Obviously, there are many more offerings like these in the market today. However, it is interesting to note that the common theme here seems to be security, either through “isolation” via networking, and/or through the availability of enterprise-class firewalls, load balancers, and the like. The expansion of virtual data center offerings is also interesting, as I think it shows the early growth of what will likely be the true enterprise cloud-computing space.

One of the most interesting aspects of the weeks leading up to and including this year’s VMWorld was the incredible innovation in cloud-computing service offerings for enterprises–especially in the category of infrastructure as a service. A variety of service providers are stepping up their cloud offerings, and giving unprecedented capabilities to their customer’s system administrators.

The video demonstrates wizard-based provisioning and drag-and-drop resource topology design, both of which are similar to features from GoGrid and Sun, though perhaps a little more aligned with the latter than the former.

Now, this doesn’t directly address security, compliance, or service levels, but it gives enterprise customers a level of control over network configuration that was previously unavailable from Amazon, which in turn enables the customer greater latitude to address those issues.

What I like about Project Spirit is its sense of configurability; something that I think has been missing from many IaaS offerings to date.

Each network comes with eight public IP addresses (more can be added), and you can add resources such as servers, storage, and firewalls as you see fit. You can also create as many networks as you’d like for each account.

Amazon Web Services Virtual Private Cloud: There is no doubt that the smart people at Amazon continue to innovate at a breathtaking pace. The last three years have seen a whirlwind of new and upgraded services, ranging from storage and server capacity, to payment processing and content delivery.

Terremark’s new service complements its existing Enterprise Cloud service, which is targeted at larger, more sophisticated infrastructure needs.

Terremark vCloud Express: Terremark is one of the first out of the gate with a basic “one server at a time” offering based on VMWare’s vCloud Express infrastructure. Targeted at the same users who find Amazon’s EC2 so easy to use, the service is meant as a simple, low-risk way for customers to acquire compute capacity.

OpSource Cloud: Hosting vendor, OpSource, is taking a more network-centric approach toward cloud definition, similar to the “subnets” that Amazon allows customers to create in its VPC offering. The OpSource cloud is in pre-beta now, with an October target for “public release.” When the OpSource team demonstrated their user interface to me, they showed me a metaphor that begins with the definition of a “network,” which is an isolated through custom routing capabilities at the OpSource data centers.

However, one has to wonder as application architectures adjust to cloud computing, how much longer they are going to be tightly coupled to data center architectures. At what point will it no longer be advantageous for application owners to define infrastructure in terms of servers, storage, and security devices?

In a video recorded at VMWorld, Simon West, Terremark’s VP of marketing, demonstrates provisioning a server in the service. Like other services in its class, it focuses on allowing you to select a server image from a menu of possibilities, click a button, and boot the resulting server in a few minutes. Pricing starts at $.036/hr for a 1 “VPU,” 0.5GB server, but as Chris Flex of Citrix Systems notes in a blog post, Terremark charges differently than Amazon, so the CPU cost does not necessarily reflect cheaper overall operation costs.

That being said, the independence of distributed applications from underlying architecture is a long way off, even from the enterprise perspective. I expect that by this time next year, we will see a stable of very strong enterprise public cloud offerings, with support for various compliance standards, sophisticated networking, and cloud-centric security services and technologies.

For the love of pinball

Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

Wood rails go by the wayside

At the expo, the hundreds of machines are laid out mainly in a chronological fashion. That means you can walk down the rows of machines, passing through dozens of models from the 1940s and then move onto the ’50s, the ’60s and the ’70s.

He said this was called “pinball points inflation” and was accomplished by essentially having two zeroes at the end of the score that never changed. The result was significantly higher scores, to the passerby at least.

And that’s good, because, as Zartarian put it, “pinball has a kind of sordid past” and was once seen–because of its ties to gambling and the fact that most machines were kept in smoky pool halls and bars–as “the greatest road to downward mobility.”

And that’s one great thing about pinball machines: their names. All around the expo, players were deep into games of “Old Faithful,” “Mermaid,” “Grand Champion”–which refers to the champion bull that a group of buxom 4H members are proudly showing off in a stylish artistic rendering on the glass behind the machine–and many, many more.

That’s because pinball machines have been around for decades, and often have themes representative of the era in which they were built. And this weekend, visitors to the Pacific Pinball Expo here, an event billed as the “world’s largest” pinball show, can see history on display in bright lights and enhanced with familiar bells and whistles, things like the coronation of Queen Elizabeth, the first man on the moon, contemporary music from the 1950s and much more.

These days, of course, pinball machines use LEDs for just about everything, including scoring. But before 1934, they didn’t even use electricity. That changed when a machine maker named Harry Williams built a model called “Contact” that used electricity to power various parts. And while pinball had been in America since the American Revolution–when the French brought small machines over with them as they helped the colonists fight off the British–it was only in 1931 that the first commercially successful machine, one called “Baffle Ball,” hit the market.

Compelling pinball play

With so many pinball machines having been on the market for so long, I wondered what it took to make a successful or compelling model. After all, as in any field, many of them surely failed miserably and quickly, even as others flourished and had people with coins filling their pockets lining up to play them.

Schiess also pointed out the shift from when the machines had wood rails to when they began to be made with steel rails. That happened, he said, in part because the stainless steel cost less, but also because it was a way to protect the machines against people who would drill holes in them and feed wire through them in order to keep the balls from falling.

Despite that, Schiess and Zartarian said that it’s not much of a problem to maintain the hundreds of machines in the museum’s collection, largely because the parts involved are uncomplicated and are being reproduced by a series of vendors, some of whom are on hand at the expo, hawking their wares.

Among the several hundred pinball machines on display at the expo is this see-through model, modified from a normal machine by Pacific Pinball Museum founder Michael Schiess.

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On a tour through the hall, Schiess pointed out some of the more important machines, including the “Humpty Dumpty,” a machine built by one of the leading manufacturers, Gottleib, in 1947, that was the first-ever example of a pinball machine with flippers.

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Zartarian said that it boiled down to an artful marriage of design and playability, and games that were not too easy to beat, nor too hard to play. Ultimately, he added, it would come down to a dynamic where players would have established a pattern and a strategy for how to score well by the third or fourth ball–out of five–and would be “on the verge of a replay when you lose your last ball.”

At the expo, which opened Friday at the Marin County Civic Center here (admission is $25 for adults and $15 for kids 12 and under), visitors can see more than 350 machines from as early as the 1920s, and with names like “Wild West,” “Quartette,” “Dragonette, “4-Belles” and much more.

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Baffle Ball, from 1931, was the first-ever pinball machine to be commercially successful.

Whether that’s true or not, the expo is a delight of loud bells, fast-moving pinballs, grins everywhere you look, and the amazing artistic flare of the experts who designed the machines.

And the mission statement of the Pacific Pinball Museum, which is behind the expo, is as follows: “To inspire an interest in science, art and history through pinball and to preserve and promote this important part of American culture.”

But back in the era when there were many pinball manufacturers, Zartarian explained, each company was turning out a new machine monthly. More impressive, he said that at one time, the pinball machine industry was more profitable than the movie business, a claim heard often today about the video games industry.

At the Pacific Pinball Expo in San Rafael, players of all ages can try their hands at nearly 400 different pinball machines. The expo runs through the weekend at the Marin County Civic Center.

As our tour progressed, he also explained some of the main differences between American pinball machines and their European counterparts.

One was that while the earlier American models had only four score wheels and points were accumulated one at a time, the European versions often had up to six wheels in order for people to get much higher scores.

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On Friday, the hall wasn’t too crowded, and while there were people of all ages and both genders, it was clear that the dominant demographic in the room was men over the age of 50. Schiess said that one of the fun things about the museum, and the expo, is watching the bonding that often happens between grandfathers and their grandsons while they play. And in contrast with what would probably happen if such a pair were to sit down in front of an Xbox, the elders often prevail at pinball.

SAN RAFAEL, California–You might not think of pinball as an educational tool, but to some devotees of the age-old arcade favorite, that’s exactly what they can be.

And if you’re in the San Rafael area this weekend, you could do worse to come on by, plunk down your money, and dig in for some serious pinball. And kids? Don’t be surprised if grandpa kicks your butt.

But today, collecting pinball machines has become something of a reputable pastime and, across the country, more and more people are putting together impressive collections. In that same vein, Zartarian and Pacific Pinball Museum founder Michael Schiess are hoping that their 650-plus machine museum–which may soon be moving to new space in San Francisco–can be seen as a bona fide educational institution.

“They can beat the pants off of the kids,” Schiess said of the granddads. “You ain’t going to see that with video games.”

According to Larry Zartarian, a board member of the museum, and one of the lead organizers of the expo, spending some time with the hundreds of machines being shown here this weekend is a chance to visit with the themes and central characters of much of the last century. “If you’re not careful,” Zartarian said, “you’ll learn something about history.”

For those pumping quarters–or dimes or pennies, depending on the era–into pinball machines, that “fine line,” as Schiess put it, could be rewarding or frustrating. And expensive. But at the expo, no one needed any quarters–that is, after paying their $25 entry fee. Instead, the hundreds of machines on the premise could be started up simply with a push of a button, and everywhere you looked, there were people hunched over the machines, pounding away on flippers, trying to build a high score before losing their last ball.

And that’s important, the two say, because these days, it’s a dying art. There is only one major manufacturer still operating, Stern Pinball. There used to be more than a dozen.

“We want to be known as the Smithsonian of pinball museums,” Zartarian said, adding that in the future, the institution will feature classrooms where people of all ages can learn how electricity works, how to repair pinball machines, and what happened when in the history of the games.

Introducing the bra that is meant to be taken off

Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

This week the Annals of Improbable Research hosted its 19th First Annual Ig Nobel Prize Ceremony. As CNET News’ Elinor Mills wrote, this year was no less ignoble than the previous 18, with such delightful discoveries as applications for panda poo and observations from a lifetime of knuckle cracking.

Except for one award: the gas mask bra, which, while ridiculous and hilarious at face value, has far more going on below the, er, neckline.

At the ceremony, Bodnar demonstrated her invention, which she said could have prevented people from breathing in Iodine-131 in the wake of Chernobyl. She graciously gave pink bras (each of which can turn into two gas masks) to actual Nobel laureates (yes, even the men, who now have the option to enjoy the bras without shame–not to mention any likely real effect–in the privacy of their own homes).

And for all the women out there who are worried about whether their cup size is too big or small to turn into effective gas masks: size, according to Bodnar, doesn’t matter.

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A bra garment comprising: a plurality of detachable cup sections, each of the cup sections having: (a) a filter device; (b) a first portion positionable adjacent to a first central area of a user’s chest; (c) a second portion positionable adjacent to a second outer area of the user’s chest adjacent to an underarm; and (d) a valve device.

Elena Bodnar, who lives in Chicago, got her start as a scientist in Ukraine, when she witnessed the devastating effects of the Chernobyl nuclear plant disaster in 1986. She noticed, among other things, that women were wearing bras that may have been lacy but were certainly not life-saving.

The bra’s patent abstract, which also includes an attempt to make “positionable” a word, somehow manages to be as boring as other patent abstracts:

The gas mask bra is one of the winners at the 19th First Annual Ig Nobel Prize Ceremony.

Man arrested for allegedly threatening to shoot iP

Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

We all express frustration with our electronica in different ways.

Court papers do not seem to be specific as to what element might have been malfunctioning on his 115.5mm-long gadget. However, they do allege that Goodrich told an Apple store employee that he was “so mad, I could pop a 9mm at it.”

Taking a gun to a gadget is like taking a blow-up doll to a dinner party. It doesn’t reflect well on you at all.

Oh, as well as something of a concealed weapons violation. You see, he had a concealed weapons permit, but omitted to mention to the arresting deputy that he actually had the gun on his person, according to WCPO9. A frustrating iPhone can sometimes affect one’s memory.

But few are those who threaten to blast their gadget and actually mean it.

Some shout at Comcast cable boxes that refuse to delete recorded shows, leaving no room for new ones.

Others smack their microwaves when, commanded to heat some old spaghetti bolognese, they get stuck with 45 seconds to go.

This is not, to my knowledge, an iPhone that was already shot.

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However, the allegation is not merely that Goodrich told the employee that he would, indeed, blast his iPhone. For he is accused of revealing that he happened to have the perfect little weapon behind the right side of his shirt. (Strangely, it was a black shirt.)

I am not sure how many people are so intimidated by the Apple store’s graphic perfection and preternatural youthfulness that they actually take an extra 9mm with them.

Which makes one wonder what thoughts might have been brewing at the Kenwood Towne Centre Apple store in Cincinnati on Thursday.

You will perhaps experience a sense of stunned discomfort when I tell you that Goodrich has, indeed, been charged with aggravated menacing and causing fear of harm to an Apple employee.

If your iPhone is causing you difficulties, don’t smoke it, stroke it. Or take it to an Apple store where a genius will offer counseling.

According to WCPO9 (which is a Cincinnati TV station rather than C-3PO’s illicit lover), Donald Goodrich, 38, wafted into this very Apple store.
His cup appears not to have been overflowing with joy for his iPhone.

Man’s ashes laid to rest in computer

Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

I would have liked to have had the chance to offer some private words myself. These might have included the words “brother” “slightly” and “nutty.”

So I wonder, please, would readers offer their ideas for an ideal ashen casket? Surely you might aspire to more than a SPARCstation? Something with an Apple logo, perhaps? Or would that be too expensive?

Sam’s fascinating mausoleum seems to have created an unintended consequence, however.
As he puts it: “His daughters like the look of it so much they aren’t now sure if they want to bury him.”

One assumes this is what they call a SPARC of respect.

However, after an e-mail correspondence with Sam (who sent me Alan’s obituary), I can reveal that not only is the story true, but that this was, indeed, a loving gesture.

I only ask because it seems that a geeky man called Alan seems not to have wondered about this. With the result that his eternally powdered life is now being spent inside a SPARCstation computer.

What was also quite delightful about the SPARCstation is the inscription “Beam Me Up Scotty I’m Done Here,” as these seem to have been some of Alan’s last words.

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Updated 7.28am PST Saturday, following requests from readers, with details of the dead man and the full picture of the computer.

Sam described it thusly on his Flickr page: “I kept the floppy drive cover but for space reasons removed the floppy drive, hard drive, and most of the power supply. I left behind the motherboard and power switch and plugs to keep all openings covered.”

The deceased’s full name is William Alan Watson and his brother’s name is Dave. At first Dave was concerned to preserve the privacy of Alan’s daughters, but they now believe it’s “kind of cool” that people should know this was their Dad.

A Flickr member called Sam 3.14, who appears to be Alan’s brother, explained on the site that it was he who decided to place Alan’s ashes inside one of the most precious creations under the Sun.

I wonder how many of you already know where you would like your ashes to live in perpetuity.

Sam continued: “The case worked quite well at his memorial party. His friends and family were able to leave their final good-byes on post-it notes. Anyone who wanted to keep their words private could just slip their note into the case through the floppy slot.”

In a Cupertino parking lot, perhaps? Or strewn on the steps of a certain academy of sciences?

Which seems like a wise and brotherly gesture.

CNET News Daily Podcast Dell’s new laptop with ‘w

Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

Vodafone, too, will sell iPhone in U.K.

Report: Apple brings back Newton developer

Google, bank resolve issue over misfired e-mail

Dell brings wireless recharging to laptops

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Google Wave ready for wider testing

Solar installer rents rooftops to make megawatts

In today’s podcast, we talk about Apple’s iPhone landing on yet another U.K. carrier, as well as the company’s reported re-hire of former Newton strategist Michael Tchao–a move that has seemingly reaffirmed people’s suspicions that the company is working on a tablet PC.

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And speaking of portable computers, we get CNET News reporter Erica Ogg in the studio to talk about Dell’s new 16″ laptop that is able to charge without a traditional power cable. How did they do it? Tune in to find out.

CNET News Daily Podcast Where we go paperless

Tuesday, March 30th, 2010

Intel’s new Core i7, Core i5 desktop chips bring faster CPUs to the maintream

Orange, T-Mobile to unite in U.K. merger

WordPress blogs falling prey to worm

Windows 7, Vista zero-day flaw reported

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My so-called paperless life

Microsoft offers some Silverlight 4 details

To make better biofuels, researchers add hydrogen

Dish ordered to pay TiVo $200 million

Google makes concessions to European publishers

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We get CNET News editor Stephen Shankland in the studio to talk about the mammoth task of making your personal paper trail a digital affair. We also break down the latest headlines from the long holiday weekend. Listen in to find out what you missed.

AT&T to allow VoIP iPhone apps on 3G network

Tuesday, March 30th, 2010

There are already quite a few VoIP apps available in the App Store, like Skype, Vonage, and Truphone, but they only work over Wi-Fi. Developers will need to enable the apps to work over AT&T’s wireless network and then re-submit them to the App Store.

AT&T on Tuesday said it has made the necessary changes to enable voice over IP iPhone apps to run on its wireless network.

“We are very happy that AT&T is now supporting VoIP applications,” Apple spokesperson Natalie Kerris said. “We will be amending our developer agreements to get VoIP apps on the App Store and in customers’ hands as soon as possible.”

AT&T said it informed Apple and the Federal Communications Commission of its decision Tuesday afternoon. For its part, Apple was quick to react and make its own changes.

Before Tuesday, VoIP apps would only work over a Wi-Fi network. In other words, if you wanted to use Skype to call a friend, you had to be connected to a regular Internet wireless network. Once you were out of range of that network, the call would end.

Of course, the application that everyone will be wondering about is Google Voice. Tuesday’s decision may not have much of an effect on that situation because Google Voice isn’t really a VoIP application. Google’s app still uses your wireless network minutes, but the service does offer other benefits like receiving calls to a single number in multiple places.